Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Stimulated

That $600 economic stimulus grant from the government appeared in my checking account yesterday. Tempted to blow it on penny whistles and moon pies, but I spent that $600 months ago.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Retaining asparagus

It's 6:25 pm and I can still smell last night's dinner. Metabolism is definitely slowing.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The most wonderful time of the year

Passover in New York, and out comes the Mitzvah Tank. It's irresistible, unlike that measly Mitzvah Mobile.

Naughty beans

When I buy coffee beans at the Midtown Starbucks near my office, the
clerk asks if I want them "grounded." Because the beans have been
really bad? Or violated FAA safety regulations? English is crazy.

What's that smell?

Bryant Park station smells like someone took a massive dump and then threw up on it.

Bootie bumps

This article, about the risk of anal HPV infection among women, I found unintentionally hilarious. The author makes it sound like researchers are confounded by the rise in infection. You'd think none of them ever had sex with a male. I'll go out on a limb and suggests the increase in anal HPV is because the gals are getting F'd in the A.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Another reason I'm glad I left Manhunt

Hunters and Gatherers. It's damn funny, but I feel bad for some of those guys. Fun fact: I've been with two guys featured on the site.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Oh goodie

My copy of "Rendezvous with Rama" just arrived. I've meant to read
this for ages.

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Happiness

Is a canceled staff meeting. Woohoo!

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