Look out microbrews—or don't

I'm eager to try the six new varieties of Michelob being advertised in the subway, but they're not for sale anywhere in my neighborhood—nor even regular old Michelob. Weird. I hope they bundle them in a tasting six-pack, like Saranac's Trail Mix.

Release

I wrote to the organizers of Leather Pride Night, coming up in June, to ask about volunteering. They responded by sending me a model release form. It is expected that volunteers will also model the items up for auction. I didn't know this, and believe me, there's some stuff up for bid that's way more provocative than anything I'd normally wear. I was hoping just to set up some tables and chairs and shit.

In the morning or not at all

It amazes to no end when I walk into a restroom at some bar or club at night, and someone's in there taking a dump. Train your bowels, people.